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Toilet Paper is a Dated Invention That NEVER Got You Properly Clean - Give THE BUM GUN A Chance
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ATTENTION Toilet Paper Users, & Especially Business Professionals & Anyone Who Wants A More Productive Life: Are you looking for a cleaner, more hygienic & more comfortable way to use the bathroom?
“How To Quickly Improve Your Cleanliness & Comfort After Every Bathroom Visit, While Feeling A Boost In Energy From Reduced Exposure To Bacteria. This Is The Revolutionary Bathroom Device Everyone Deserves”
If you believe life is not a rehearsal and you want the best in life for yourself and your loved ones, I urge you to lock the door, take the phone off the hook, kick off your shoes, get comfortable, and STUDY this letter -- it IS that important…
Transform Your Life With The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer
Today, this irresistible offer will change your life forever. This is one of those products which will change a generation. Much like the microwave oven, the mobile phone, and the indoor toilet, THE BUM GUN BIDET SPRAYER WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
You might not know it yet. But heck, we all catch on at different rates. I was one of the last of my friends to get a mobile phone, thinking I could do without it. But now I realize I can’t live without my phone. Just like I could NEVER live without THE BUM GUN.
Most people who have never tried The Bum Gun make this same mistake. Some inventions, just suit everyone. And the longer you put off this upgrade in your life, the longer you will miss out on the benefits of improving the quality of your life. Never mind wasting your $Money$!
Do you want to miss out when so many people are switching to The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer?
Don’t be the last to upgrade as this customer found out.
Why Did I Wait A Year? Arrhhhh!!
I first talked to The Bum Gun Company about ordering a bidet sprayer over a year ago, but I thought I was too busy to continue with the order, and just kind of forgot about it. Then I saw a TV program the other day talking about the benefits of The Bum Gun or bidet sprayer so I dug out my old email from the company, and ordered my Titan bidet sprayer.
Boy am I mad I waited this long!! This bum spraying, supa dupa, itch bustin bidet sprayer is awesome!! I no longer have that bum itch, I’m not walking around with chaffed skin from toilet roll, and I’m saving money buying from not having to buy loo roll every week. And the arguments in my house are reduced, as no one is being blamed for taking the last roll without replacing it!!
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer rocks – thanks guys.
S. Hackney Alwoodly Leeds LS17
No one deserves to have to put up with poor hygiene and the battered life too much exposure to bacteria can burden you with. Life is far too short to be held back just because you don’t have the right tools to live a fresh and healthy life.
WHAT THE TOILET PAPER COMPANIES DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
If you are down the gym every day, or busting your gut trying to advance your career, you need to have the energy to perform at your best.
Having bacteria on your hands, then on your face as you scratch your nose is not conducive to having maximum energy to get the most out of life.
Put some distance between bacteria and your hands, with the invigorating jet of water of a bidet sprayer from The Bum Gun Company.
“What YOU Must Know About Personal Hygiene”
I want to show you something that you may find a little hard to believe.
Recent studies have shown that better hygiene WILL improve your life, more than you thought possible. It’s true.
If you have personal hygiene problems, odour isn't the only issue. In fact:
- Poor hygiene spreads illness, according to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC).
- It also affects interpersonal relationships, social interactions and job or school performance.
- According to the Association for Professionals in Infection Control and Epidemiology, simple hand washing is the single most effective method to reduce illness and absenteeism and improving performance.
- Absenteeism due to illness from poor hygiene is a major problem in educational institutes. US studies show 164 million schools days are lost per school year (FDA).
HAVE YOU MISSED A PROMOTION LATELY?
Good hygiene, on the other hand:
- Makes you come off as a capable person with self-worth and self-confidence.
- Good personal hygiene also helps you stay healthy, clean-looking and attractive.
- The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is able to put a barrier between yourself and potentially harmful bacteria, as well as giving you an invigorating clean.
- Using The Bum Gun bidet sprayer after every bathroom visit and washing your hands properly can stop you from transmitting cold, flu and infections caused by viruses and bacteria on your skin.
If you are still using toilet paper you are throwing your money down the toilet. But worse than that, you are limiting your life development and happiness.
Look, the truth is, every time you touch a surface, sneeze, prepare food, change a diaper, or use the bathroom, you pick up potentially harmful organisms, according to the CDC.
When you don't wash regularly, not only can you harbour and spread these bacteria and viruses, but you're more likely to contract the illnesses they cause.
If you have a skin irritation or a wound, poor hygiene will likely lead to infection. Proper hygiene also helps to maintain healthy skin pH and skin strength.
So what do you have to lose by giving The Bum Gun bidet sprayer a try? It’s completely guaranteed to work or you get your money back, no questions asked, no hassle.
60 Day Trial For The Bum Gun
To help make this big change in your life super easy I’d like to give you an offer you can’t refuse. l’ll give you a clear cut 60 day test period to try The Bum Gun for yourself. If after trying The Bum Gun you honestly feel toilet paper is better than The Bum Gun after 2 full months of testing, simple return your bidet sprayer to get all your money back. Is that fair?
Heck, you can even keep the free gifts you receive when you order your bidet sprayer as my thank you for giving The Bum Gun a try.
You don't have to deal with toilet paper pain, discomfort, skid stains and nasty gling-ons any longer.
Start enjoying your new life feeling "shower fresh clean" all day long, experience more energy and vigour, and start saving your money today.
Oh, and get ready for your new "rockstar" status when all your family members are thanking you for having the vision to test drive The Bum Gun!!
“More widespread use of The Bum Gun and better hand hygiene practices will prevent infections, reduce absenteeism and improve performance.”
Give The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer a test run today. You Will NOT regret it…
My Promise To YOU:
'If you are completely satisfied with toilet paper, and you are happy being 'half clean' then I guess I can't help you. However, if you want more from your life, want to be properly 'shower fresh' clean after EVERY toilet visit, then I can definitely help you. My promise to YOU is that The Bum Gun will truly change your life, in ways you didn't think possible. The Bum Gun is a bacteria buster that EVERY bathroom needs. This is one of the exceptional inventions of the 21st century and your bathrooms need one NOW!!
So CLICK HERE to get to The Bum Gun Store and start changing your life forever.
YOU deserve the best in life, don't you?'