“Finally, You Can Enjoy The Invigorating Sensation Of
‘Shower Fresh Cleanliness’
After EVERY Toilet Visit”
Toilet Paper is a Dated Invention That NEVER Got You Properly Clean…
It’s Time To Upgrade Your Hygiene Routine To The 21st Century
And Rapidly Improve Your Quality of Life
ATTENTION Toilet Paper Users!
Are you looking for a cleaner, more hygienic & pain-free way to use the bathroom?
“This Is The Revolutionary Bathroom Device You Deserve”
“Quickly Improve Your Cleanliness & Comfort After Every Bathroom Visit, While Feeling A Boost In Energy From Reduced Exposure To Bacteria.”
Today, this irresistible device will change your life forever. This is one of those rare products which will change a generation. Much like the microwave oven, the mobile phone, and the indoor toilet, THE BUM GUN BIDET SPRAYER WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
You might not know it yet. But heck, we all catch on at different rates. I was one of the last of my friends to get a mobile phone, thinking I could do without one.
Most people who have never tried The Bum Gun make the same mistake. But some inventions just suit everyone. And the longer you put off this upgrade for your family, is time wasted.
Do you want to miss out when so many people are switching to The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer?
Don’t waste time to upgrade as this customer found out…
Why Did I Wait A Year to Invest in The Bum Gun? Arrhhhh!!
I first talked to The Bum Gun Company about ordering a bidet sprayer over a year ago, but I thought I was too busy to continue with the order. Then just forgot about it.
Then I saw a TV program the other day talking about the benefits of The Bum Gun. So I dug out my old email and ordered the Titan bidet sprayer.
Boy am I mad I waited this long!! This bum spraying is supa dupa. I no longer have bum itch. I’m not walking around with chaffed skin from toilet roll. And I’m saving a ton of money by not having to buy loo roll every week. And the arguments in my house are reduced, as no one is blaming others for taking the last toilet paper without replacing it!!
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer rocks – thanks guys.
S.Hackney Alwoodley Leeds LS17
No one deserves the agony of poor hygiene and the battered life exposure to bacteria can burden you with. Life is far too short to be held back just because you don’t have the right tools to live a fresh and healthy life.
WHAT THE TOILET PAPER COMPANIES DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
If you are down the gym every day, or busting your gut trying to advance your career, you need to have the energy to perform at your best.
Having bacteria on your hands, then on your face as you scratch your nose is not conducive to having maximum energy to get the most out of life.
You need to be able to put some distance between bacteria and your hands, with an invigorating jet spray of water, not a few sheets of rough, old toilet paper.
Believe Your Momma – Better hygiene WILL improve your life!
I want to show you something that you may find a little hard to believe.
Recent studies have shown that better hygiene WILL improve your life, more than you thought possible.
It’s true. If you have personal hygiene problems, odour isn’t the only issue. In fact, poor hygiene spreads illness, according to the Centers for Disease Control. It also affects interpersonal relationships, social interactions and job or school performance.
Have You Missed A Promotion Lately?
Good hygiene, on the other hand, makes you come off as a capable person with self-worth and self-confidence. Good personal hygiene also helps you stay healthy, clean-looking and attractive.
If you are still using toilet paper you are throwing your money down the toilet. But worse than that, you are limiting your life development and happiness.
Look, the truth is, every time you touch a surface, sneeze, prepare food, change a diaper, or use the bathroom, you pick up potentially harmful organisms, according to the CDC.
Simply using The Bum Gun bidet sprayer after every bathroom visit and washing your hands properly can stop you from transmitting cold, flu and infections caused by viruses and bacteria on your skin.
When you don’t wash regularly, not only can you harbour and spread these bacteria and viruses, but you’re more likely to contract the illnesses they cause.
If you have skin irritation or a wound, poor hygiene will likely lead to infection. Proper hygiene also helps to maintain healthy skin pH and skin strength.
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is able to put a barrier between yourself and potentially harmful bacteria, as well as giving you an invigorating clean.
So what do you have to lose by giving The Bum Gun bidet sprayer a try? It’s completely guaranteed to work or you get your money back.
To prove that, and to make it easy for you. I will give you a clear cut 60 day test period to try The Bum Gun. If you honestly feel toilet paper is better than The Bum Gun after 2 full months of testing, simply return your bidet sprayer for your money back.
Heck, you can even keep the free gifts you receive when you order your bidet sprayer as my thank you for giving it a try.
Stop dealing with toilet paper pain, discomfort, skid stains and gling-ons today.
Start living life with more energy, vigour, and ability to move how you want.