100% Better-Than-Risk-Free-Take-it-To-The-Bank Guarantee
If you aren’t 100% satisfied with The Bum Gun® bidet sprayer after 60 days – I don’t expect…or want…to keep your money.
Simply send off a quick email to me and I’ll happily refund your money in full. That means you can’t lose no matter what!
Is that fair or what?
Here’s our four-point promise:
- Test The Bum Gun For 60 Blissful Days
- Prove To Yourself This Is Better Than Toilet Paper
- I Promise You Won’t Go Back To Toilet Paper
- At Last: Comfort, Cleanliness & Hygiene
That means you can try out The Bum Gun® at my risk, while you see if it works for you or not. And you can have all your family try it and I promise you they will have never used something so amazing in the bathroom. And if it doesn’t produce the best ever comfort and cleanliness, I honestly want you to ask for your money back.
There is absolutely no risk, whatsoever on your part. The burden to deliver The Bum Gun® to you is entirely on me. If The Bum Gun® doesn’t produce immediate comfort and cleanliness then I’m the loser, not you. Simply return, and get your money back.
Look at it this way — £55 or $72 is really a painless drop in the bucket compared to the money you’re going to waste on ineffective, bacteria spreading and often painful toilet paper in the year ahead. That’s why…
That is the same as £0.91 ($1.32) per month if the bidet sprayer only lasted you 5 years!!
You Really Can’t Afford NOT To Invest In The Bum Gun®!
It’s easy to install and get started right away. Just click here for our simple to follow Installation Video …..
Get ready to amaze yourself, your family and all your friends that come to your house. Be the first to upgrade to one of the simplest, but most effective household devices to become available in the last few years. You will be referring friend after friend once you understand the powerful and amazing difference between rubbing around a tissue or getting properly clean after using the toilet, each and every time.
You’ll be wondering very quickly how you ever put up with nasty toilet paper for so long!!
P.S. Just think…
“You’ll never again suffer through the pain and hassle of finding out someone has taken the last bit of toilet paper ever again!!
This benefit alone is worth the price of one bidet sprayer.
Or keep paying big bucks on the regular shop each and every week for the next supply of bum abrasion toilet paper.
So CLICK HERE to get to The Bum Gun Store and start changing your life forever.
OR, email firstname.lastname@example.org with your request if you don’t like shopping carts and you’ll be done in about 2 1/2 minutes — flat!
You can’t say simpler than that …